Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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