Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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