he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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