Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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