I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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