Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
My butt remains clenched, sir.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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