She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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