fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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