Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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