yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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