okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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