At least make sure they are 18
Why
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
