Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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