remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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