So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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