i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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