sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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