the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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