your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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