But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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