jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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