is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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