apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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