Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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