Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Well I just put wine in my tea
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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