yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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