idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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