I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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