1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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