The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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