Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I have already put on my inside pants.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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