Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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