i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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