I can't watch pbs sober anymore
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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