No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
