whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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