You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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