Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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