She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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