Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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