I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
