Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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