She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I have feelings that need drinking.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
