When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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