we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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