i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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