then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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