Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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