You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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