I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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