Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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