He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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