when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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