I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
my poor anus
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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