Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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